ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
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I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
Did you like my voicemail? Sounded like I was being murdered, right?
By a pack of ravenous dildos
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
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Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
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