Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
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I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
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i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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