no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
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when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
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and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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