its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
Randomize