He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
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So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
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Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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