It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
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Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
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I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
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