I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
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Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
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I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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