Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
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I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
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We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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