some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
She even gives head with a lisp.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
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He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
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I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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