I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
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Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
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You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
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