There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
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also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
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I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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