He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
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Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
Using the only finger i can move, i calculated body mass, intake and time. It's mathematically impossible for me to still have this hangover at 9pm. I passed out at 8pm last night. Fuck vodka.
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
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You can't just leave with hair like that
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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