; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
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She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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