I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
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I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
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When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
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