Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
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Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
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I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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