is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
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So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
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Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
.......
I'm just looking out for you.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
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