We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
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I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
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You realize your sleeping pills are working when you pick up your iPhone and almost bite it because you thought it was a graham cracker
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
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