it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
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and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
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I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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