This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
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Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
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She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
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