I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
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Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
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We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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