how can u be prego again
Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
the highlight of my day was when my dad called me when I was watching porn and I muted it instead of pausing it.
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So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
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What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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