He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
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i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
Man, jail baloney is awful.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
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I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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