Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
dude i'm inner monologue high
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
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I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
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I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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