ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
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So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
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You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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