Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
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do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
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So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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