I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
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I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
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I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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