he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
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unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
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Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
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