Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
Judging by the garbled spelling in the calendar reminders in my phone, drunk me really wanted sober me to take a pregnancy test today.
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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