There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
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Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
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... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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