Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
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I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
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I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
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