we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
So I'm really hungover walking to work and these douches from comcast on bikes ask if they can take a picture with me to show that they're doing their job. The picture: me, this chick from comcast, i'm holding a 2 ft. pixie stick, a comcast flyer and i'm puking in the parking lot. sounds like their doing a good job!
either way he was missing a nipple.
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After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
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Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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