do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
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I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize