If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
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it glows. i had to have it.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
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How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
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Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
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