i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
I need water and some morals
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
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