This is not my ceiling
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
she pinky promised me she was 18
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
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Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
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