You had a beer at 10:30 this morning?
Ya, I didn't have any Tylenol.
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
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at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
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Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
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