Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
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You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
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the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
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