no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
I'm drunk at The Bachelor casting call in Cleveland
I cherish every text you send me
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
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I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
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It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
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