Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
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I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
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I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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