ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
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I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
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it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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