I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
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Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
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I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
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