dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
What did we do last night that was yellow?
I knew you were gonna be a good wingman when the words "dibs on the chunky one" came out of your mouth.
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
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My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
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we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
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