Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
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More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
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Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
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