Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Gonna post on craigs list missed connections - "I was that really drunk bitch that threw up in your car. I'd like to pay for detailing"
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
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At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
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"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
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