I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
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How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
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He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
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