whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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