We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
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Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
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I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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