marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
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I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
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I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
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