There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
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On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
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If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
God I love dating single dads. They've got their shit at least a little bit together and there's always snacks after sex. #nakedfruitrollups
you know you’re single when you try to cook yourself a nice pasta dinner but you’re too weak to open the container of sauce and theres no one around to help you
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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