And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
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Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
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Like the friend zone has no room for winks
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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